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Ammo Demotivational Poster


DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.


TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/29/0_30.jpg
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns sexy
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


9MM - One size fits all




MEAN KITTY -




COMBAT FLIPFLOPS -


TAGS: army combat flipflop ammo guns
Rating: 4.61/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:26 am
How about one more vote huh guys?
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
LOL. that and the pool sharks, because some guys just don't care. :|
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:38 pm
hey them flip flops are the only thing standing between you and the fugliest fungus in the shower bay. ESSENTIAL Eqpt.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:28 pm
yeah I thought I was so cool when I took this picture...then I realized something stood out.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
love this
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
who needs boots right?


STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.


TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance


BASIC LOAD -




TRAYVON TARGETS - Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .


TAGS: trayvon targets guns ammo walmart
Rating: 3.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:25 pm
Local police depts had to change to blue silhouette targets for range practice because of complaints that black silhouettes trained the (mostly white) police to shoot at black people.


FREEDOM - A cause worth fighting for.




AND IF I RUN OUT OF AMMO - I can still hit the enemy with this baby




THE BATERANG - Brought to you by Blammo




UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER -


TAGS: girlfriend banana hammock laughter shame
Rating: 4.68/5

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Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:34 pm
Can't argue there.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:23 pm
Women have shorter feet so they can stand closer to the sink...it's science.
ICEMAN - December 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
No worries. Later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 3:08 pm
I just want her to wash my dishes, I can't afford life long Valtrex.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 3:08 pm
she is.....I'll trade for your sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 3:07 pm
you know I'm just razzing you Right, I don't want you getting all sandy in the vagina.
ICEMAN - December 13, 2010, 3:07 pm
Your mom available?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 3:05 pm
Go fuck fish, Val.
ICEMAN - December 13, 2010, 2:58 pm
Pardon me. A Quebecer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 2:57 pm
I gave you 10 minutes.....This is WAR. LOL, I hate you Val Kilmer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 2:45 pm
You've crossed a line my friend, Take it BACK!!!!!
ICEMAN - December 13, 2010, 2:42 pm
I thought you were Quebecoise.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 2:38 pm
Fuck NO.....we're the greatest country on earth (except Quebec)
ICEMAN - December 13, 2010, 2:36 pm
That's better. Canada is part of the third world, right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 2:34 pm
I'm sorry, I'll have something new before you two adopt your first third world baby...I promise.
ICEMAN - December 13, 2010, 2:30 pm
You need to get some new material Moooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 2:06 pm
It's so cute, we can call you Icingface....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 2:05 pm
Last date?.....I didn't know ICE and Face were seeing each other....Congrats guys, But don't PM me the details.
ICEMAN - December 13, 2010, 2:01 pm
That last date coming back to haunt you, Face? ;) 5 guffaws


AN APPLE A DAY -


TAGS: hilda apple ammo humor poster
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 1:38 pm

Good cover.
mizzdizz - March 20, 2015, 11:11 am
LOL! Like the way she's somewhat hidden behind the stump! 5L!


TOMORROW -


TAGS: tomorrow labor saving device hammock
Rating: 4.1/5

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CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:10 pm
NICE!


SERENITY -


TAGS: that weasel stole my hammock
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - May 18, 2009, 8:21 pm
It wasn't! That coffee was amazing. I'd ask you if there was more where that came from (pun alert!), but if we're both talking about what I think we're talking about, it's gonna take about six or seven weeks, eh?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 7:45 pm
Actually I sleep soundly because I don't have any conscience whatsoever. In fact I don't feel the least bit guilty about slipping that chicken bone into your peach melba. By the way...that wasn't cream you put in your coffee this morning.
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:31 pm
It's alright. I'm ok everyone. Now what the hell was a chicken bone doing in my bowl of peach melba?
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:30 pm
Well alright then ... Why Mark? Why do you sleep so "soundly"? Is is because ... YER A WEASEL?!!! hahahahahahahaha *strts to gag on chicken bone, turning blue ... to be contin.*
Mark - May 17, 2009, 11:24 pm
It's OK Sean...even when you make me the brunt of your jokes, you make me laugh. I'll serve up the straight lines...you just hit them out of the park.
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:19 pm
Mark, Mark, Mark. Yesterday I "accidentally" called you ferretface. And today ... well today was supposed to be a brand new day .... Dammit man, I can only resist a straight line for so long .... *mutters to self* Serenity Now Serenity Now
Mark - May 17, 2009, 10:56 pm
So that's why I sleep so soundly.
agdaniele - May 17, 2009, 7:18 pm
An indifferent 5L for this masterpiece!


OFFICE HARMONY - Some achieve it through through politeness, patience and a cooperative spirit. Some don't.


TAGS: bullets ammo rounds guns second ammendment
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:05 am
A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.
crankyhead - June 14, 2010, 9:08 pm
Firearms in the workplace... that must be part of that "realistic civilization" thingy you and I were discussing earlier. 5 Lions singing in harmony for you sir =)
Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice one Jmac!


GOLD CROSS - Hard to pull off with a banana hammock


TAGS: banana hammock gold cross
Rating: 1.56/5

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CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:32 am
There are things that shouldn't be sold above certain sizes. Bananna hammocks are one of them.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:49 pm
there is more than one internet ? where are the other ones ?
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:45 pm
crap. "look what I found on the internets!!!!"


WAR MAMMOTH - And your day wasn't going that well to begin with.




NEVER ENOUGH -




Police -


TAGS: police mammoth
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 9:28 pm

That's mammoth tusk...tusk.


YOUTH RIGHT OF WAY -


TAGS: mallrat beauty intelligence cammo
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - March 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
No lips... curse of the irish.


BIG GUNS - "okay, buddy, i just turn around that corner and run as fast as i can."




Jacket -




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